Plastic Fantastic Lover…
Sue: I love this version of the theme music.
Me: Yeah, nothing encapsulates the mystery and otherworldliness of Doctor Who like a brass ****ing band.
Sue: Don’t be daft, Neil. It’s meaty. It’s music that says: “Come on! Let’s have an adventure!”
Me: I had a trumpet when I was at school, and yet I never tried to play the Doctor Who theme on it.
Sue: Why not?
Me: Because it was a trumpet.
Sue: Oh, ...Continue ?