DELTA AND THE BANNERMEN

Part One Sue: What an odd title. The episode begins with a gunfight. Sue: This paintballing game is breaking all the rules. They are covered in green paint. They should be dead! Me: They’re supposed to be green. They’re aliens. Sue: They look like those little green soldiers that Gary used to play with when…

PARADISE TOWERS

Part One Sue: I don’t think I’ll ever get used to this title sequence. Why does the Doctor have a silver face? I don’t get that at all. Me: They painted McCoy’s face silver when they took the photograph, even though they needn’t have bothered because they could have done it in post-production. Sue: I…

TIME AND THE RANI

Part One Sue: What the hell is this supposed to be? A CGI TARDIS has just been zapped by a CGI laser beam. Sue: Okay, what has Ian Levine done this time? This can’t be real. The TARDIS is forced to land on a planet with a pink sky. A native watches it descend. Sue:…