I don’t know how much more of this I can take. Forget my “poor wife” – what about me? This isn’t my first trip to Xeros and I can’t say I’m thrilled at the prospect of a return visit to the godforsaken shit hole.

The Space Museum

As I slip the appropriate DVD into the player, I sigh. Loudly.

Sue: That doesn’t sound very promising.

Me: Just ignore me. I don’t want to prejudice you in any way.

Sue: You already have. Just give it ...

I’ve been dreading this. Will the Zarbi push Sue over the edge? Will this be the final end? And will Bill Strutton be named in my decree nisi?

The Web Planet

Sue: Is the print damaged? It looks terrible. Couldn’t they clean this one up?

Me: They have cleaned it up.

Sue: So why does it look like shit?

Me: Because they smeared a tub of vaseline all over the camera lens.

Sue: Vaseline! Are you joking?

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After an epic battle against the mighty Daleks, we settle down to watch an intimate story about a genocidal maniac with a penchant for dressing up and bamboozling young girls.

A Powerful Enemy

Things get off to a pretty good start with some excellent banter in the TARDIS. But then the Doctor accidentally asks Susan to open the doors.

Sue: Ah, bless him. You just want to give the Doctor a really big cuddle.

Barbara feels pretty much the same way and when she ...