Sue: Oh no…
Me: Go on, then. Say your catchphrase.
Sue: Actually, I’ve decided to say “Terry ****ing Nation” from now on.
A soldier is walking through a wood, nursing a twitching arm.
Sue: Either he’s late for breakdancing practice or he’s an android.
Me: I think the clue is probably in the title.
The TARDIS arrives in the same wood.
Sue: I like the Doctor’s new coat.