Shada

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Shada
Beat you, cock…

Part One

I haven’t told Sue what we’re watching tonight, and I fully expect a cushion in the face.

ShadaSue: That’s what I’m looking for – the bloody exit. So what are we watching this week?

Tom Baker enters the Museum Of The Moving Image Doctor Who exhibit circa 1992.

Sue: Are we watching a Blue Peter special?

As Tom walks through the exhibition, he reels off the names of the Doctor’s enemies.

Tom Baker: Yeti, ...

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The Five Doctors

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The Five Doctors
Daleks, Yeti, Cybermen… BINGO!

We watched the original broadcast version of The Five Doctors. Sadly, I couldn’t source an off-air copy with the Children in Need ticker running across the bottom of the screen. I hope this doesn’t invalidate the science at the heart of this experiment.

The Five DoctorsNicol: I’m not watching any William Hartnell with you. You can forget it.

Me: Be patient, Nicol.

Sue: Don’t worry, Nic. Neil’s promised me ...

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K9 and Company

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K9 and Company
I wrote this with a glass of Chardonnay in my hand. Can you tell?

Sue: I’m really looking forward to this. I am so ready for Peter Davison.

BBC1Me: Ah… But before we get to that, we have to watch a Christmas special.

Sue: A Doctor Who Christmas special? From 1981?

Me: Well…

Sue: It had better not be some fan thing that doesn’t count. I can’t be bothered with that. It’s not that Shada thing ...

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Warriors’ Gate

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Warriors’ Gate
Nope. We haven’t got a ****ing clue.

Part One

Warriors' GateSue: Steve Gallagher – why does that name ring a bell?

Me: You met him about 15 years ago. He came to our university to talk about scriptwriting. I think he was friends with Bryan and Mary Talbot.

Sue: Did you ask him a question about Doctor Who?

Me: No. I was too embarrassed.

Sue: That’s a shame. Oh well, I’m not worried about upsetting him. ...

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State of Decay

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State of Decay
Sue has promised not to use the word ‘penis’ on local radio again. Can she pull it off? Plus: vampires.

Part One

State of DecayThe story begins with a castle overlooking a village…

Sue: Is this one going to be a period drama? We haven’t had one of those for ages.

Inside the castle’s Tower, Sue is immediately drawn to Aukon.

Sue: It’s Fish from Marillion.

Me: Are you insane?

Sue: If Fish had a beard ...

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Full Circle

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Full Circle
Do do do do do dooooo doodle oo…

Part One

Full CircleThe Doctor and Romana are en route to Gallifrey…

Sue: Two K9s this week – how exciting is that? I bet they’ll conduct an extensive analysis of each other’s arses as soon as they meet.

Romana doesn’t want to go home.

Sue: Poor Romana. As soon as she gets back to Gallifrey, she should nick a TARDIS and bugger off again. I like her ...

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Meglos

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Meglos
We almost made it to the end without making a prick joke…

Part One

MeglosThe TARDIS is on its way to the planet Tigella. The Doctor has been there before.

Sue: It must have been uneventful or I’m sure I’d have been forced to sit through it.

On Tigella, three humanoids with blonde hair are trying to break into something.

Sue: Is it the Thals? Are the Daleks in this one? Have they finally learnt that ...

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The Leisure Hive

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The Leisure Hive
Shada was never broadcast. Get over it. Sue did.

Part One

The Leisure HiveSue: Ooh, new title sequence.

She’s very quick, my wife.

Sue: The theme music is very techno.

Sue thinks any up-tempo electronic music is ‘techno’. She can’t help it.

Sue: Why is Tom Baker snarling? Is he in pain?

I don’t have an answer for that.

Sue: Is somebody torturing him? Hmmm… I’m not sure about these new titles. It’s very eighties, isn’t it? ...

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The Horns of Nimon

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The Horns of Nimon
We’re up a gum tree without a paddle…

Part One

Me: Here, grab this firmly and pull, love.

Don’t worry, it’s not what you think.

Sue: A Christmas cracker? What’s this for?

Me: It’s Christmas 1979!

We pull the cracker. It doesn’t go bang.

Sue: I’m not putting the hat on.

The Horns of NimonThe story begins with a large spaceship ploughing its way through the cosmos. Hang on… didn’t I start the last one like ...

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Nightmare of Eden

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Nightmare of Eden
It’s time for our tryst with Tryst…

Part One

Nightmare of EdenSue: Bob Baker. I know that name.

Me: He’s one of the Bristol Boys.

Sue: Oh. Did they have a big falling out?

We open on the Empress, a large space liner which is ploughing its way through the cosmos. And then the ship suddenly shimmers and disappears.

Sue: Either the ship has gone into warp drive or they really screwed up the chroma.

We ...

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