DALEK

Sue: Thank God Rob Shearman is in New York this week. He’ll be too busy worrying about his play to care about this blog.Me: I bet he’s shitting himself. After all, you gave the Slitheen two-parter eight out of 10.Sue: And?Me: (Exasperated) Eight out of 10, Sue! That’s the same score you gave to Invasion of the…

WORLD WAR THREE

Sue isn’t impressed with the resolution to last week’s cliffhanger(s). Sue: It’s a bit of a cop-out, don’t you think? Suddenly, the electricity isn’t as dangerous to the Doctor as we were led to believe, and now he’s put all the aliens out of action. Somehow. Don’t ask me how. Anyway, it’s a massive design…

ALIENS OF LONDON

The Powell Estate, London. Me: The estate was named after Jonathan Powell, the **** who cancelled Doctor Who.Sue: And what’s wrong with having a housing estate named after you? Didn’t Nelson Mandela have some flats named after him? I would have been flattered. The Doctor has brought Rose home. Sue: So the Doctor can steer the…

THE UNQUIET DEAD

In a Victorian funeral parlour in Wales… Sue: The BBC are really good when it comes to period dramas like this. I feel like I’m in safe hands this week. Suddenly, a corpse wraps its gnarled fingers around an undertaker’s neck, and Sue nearly jumps out of her skin. Sue: Not for kids! Bloody hell!…

THE END OF THE WORLD

Sue: Are you going to moan all the way through this episode as well, Neil?Me: I’ll try not to. Although I was in a terrible mood the first time I saw this because Christopher Eccleston had just quit the show and I thought the sky was caving in.Sue: Little did you know they were about…